We’re Growin’ Here People!
Why would I shave off my beard of 5 years just to turn around and grow it back again? Well, for only one reason…charity!
As silly as it may seem, this is easily one of the more difficult things I have done in the recent history of my life. You see, after an arduously slow balding process, in moment of disgust I shaved my head. I quickly adjusted to being bald and loved the laziness of not having to comb my hair. At that point I had a goatee and became even lazier and decided not to shave the remainder of my face. The beard grew in and I loved it. JJ approved, to the point of telling me not to bother coming home without a beard again!
Thus my beard became, essentially… permanent, until last Friday. I heard about this “Mustaches for Kids” last year and missed the “pageant.” This year JJ reminded me before I “missed” my opportunity.
So, in short, I have shaved my bearded face to the highest smoothitude. I now beseech you to sponsor my “re-bearding” for this hilarious way of fund raising. Please read below for particulars and know that my personal payment is only to have the shock of those who have never known me any other way than bearded. This particularly includes my co-workers at www.tex-rex.com who
undoubtedly will humiliate me at every moment possible. I will miss JJ over the next number of weeks as she will be sharing her bed with what appears to be a younger (smoother) version of myself.
I will return, beard in tact… please help me in this wonderful and fun way of giving back to a world that has been extremely generous. God bless!
Karl
About Mustaches for Kids
Mustaches for Kids is a volunteer-run organization started in Los Angeles in 1999 to do good and have fun by growing Mustaches for children’s charities. Since its humble beginnings, Mustaches for Kids satellite chapters have spread across the continent, a steady expansion that is not unlike the measured, deliberate growth of a Mustache. Through the years, Mustaches for Kids has enlisted the efforts of hundreds of brave of Growers who, collectively, have raised over $150,000 for charities such as the Make-A-Wish Foundation, Children’s Hospital of New Orleans, and San Francisco’s Legal Services for Children.
Here’s how it works: Each year, during the four-week Growing Season between Thanksgiving and Christmas, Growers sprout sweet, sweet Mustaches. Per Mustaches for Kids bylaws, they shave their faces, except for the Mustache, a minimum of one time per week and solicit donations from friends, family, co-workers, and people in the community. Kind of like getting pledges to run a marathon. Without the exertion, cramping, or dehydration. Call it a facial hair marathon. At the end of the Growing Season, each Mustaches for Kids chapter hosts a Mustache Competition, which is a cross between a beauty pageant, dog show, and police line up. During the Competition, Growers, often in Mustache-enhancing costumes, are put through a test of mind, body, and Mustache and allow their facial hair to be evaluated by an independent panel of judges, and one Mustache is declared to be the “Sweetest.”
So it’s all pretty simple: mustache, charity, competition infused with meaningless pageantry. You can spare four weeks of your life for that.
In the words of our founders, “grow with us.”
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